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Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit

Trump’s Doctor Holds Press Conference After Mysterious Hospital Visit

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments November 20, 2019


>>THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO
DOWNPLAY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S UNEXPECTED AND UNSCHEDULED
DOCTOR’S VISIT, AND, NOW, THERE ARE NEW QUESTIONS SURROUNDING
THAT MYSTERIOUS CHECKUP SATURDAY.>>GOOD EVENING, I’M DR. BILL
FARBLAH, CHIEF OF GASTROENTEROLOGY. I WANTED TO DISPEL ANY RUMORS
ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S UNSCHEDULED MEDICAL APPOINTMENT
AT WALTER REED HOSPITAL. IT WAS A ROUTINE PROCEDURE. HE IS FINE — THOUGH, DURING THE
EXAM, IT WAS DETERMINED THAT THE PRESIDENT HAD A BLOCKAGE IN HIS
LOWER G.I. TRACT, WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SEVERAL
REPUBLICAN MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAD LODGED THEIR HEADS IN HIS —
UH — QUID PRO QUO HOLE. ( LAUGHTER )
WE IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE G.O.P. CONGRESSMEN’S
HEADS, BUT, ONCE OUT, THEY WOULD HEAR MORE UKRAINE TESTIMONY AND
WOULD DIVE BACK IN THERE. SITUATION WAS MUCH LIKE PUPPIES
IN A BOX. EVENTUALLY, USING FORCEPS, WE
WERE SUCCESSFUL IN EXTRACTING THE HEADS OF JIM JORDAN AND
DEVIN NUNES, AND, AS WE SPEAK, WE ARE SENDING IN A TEAM OF
SPECIALISTS TO TRY TO LOCATE LINDSEY GRAHAM — HE’S WAY UP
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
♪>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE
SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

100 Comments found

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pstob223

Lindsey is way up there, they have to come from top to down. #upperendoscopy

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Carlo B

hahaha puppy's in a box LOL

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Carlo B

Moscow Mitch was jammed right up there so hard doctors could only grab his ankles

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Zartren

Most trustworthy press conference of the Trump administration, period. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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tom jon

I don't think linsey wants to come out. He's so far up there that when frump eats his kfc lindsey swallows it for him

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Will Newcomb

The white coat and scope reveal that this is only about showmanship for the mass media.

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Barrie Holditch

Eventually they pulled L. Graham out of Trumpโ€™s ass .

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Ken James Jr

Mitch McConald's is so far up Trump's ass he can see Trump's Ovaries.

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D Neal

Cocaine is a helluva drug… just ask… anybody. lol, no but seriously he snorts uk sudafed like they dont make it no more.

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Abdul Rahim Salim

WH thinks that all Americans are stupid and gullible, spewing out any excuses without even considering its worthiness….

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Ma Chatte

I am so glad the procedure was not risky and if doctor extracted the gop from intesting now republicans can run a 2020 campaign.

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brenda north

Is this the same guy playing Adam Schiff on Fox News', "The Five"?

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vsboy 25

Trumps health is perfection

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patrick sedlock

THIS IS NOT A SCARE,,THIS IS A DEFLECTION FOR HIS CULT… I DON'T WANT HIM WALKING OUT THE HOSPITAL SICK.. I WANT TO SEE HIM ESCORTED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN CUFFS

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Iesbian pervert

Who is this guy heโ€™s in a lot of skits

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Louie Marinda Jr.

Quid Pro Hole

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Diane Davidson

I hope he drops dead.

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Dark Rainbow

Well…gross.

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ThE DuCk

Hahaha

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jim walker

What a bunch of perverted directors and show producers…that's ok because Justice is coming covert and it's coming for you and your pedophile child sex trafficking friends.

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Sage Oldmann

Not your best work

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judd442009

Perhaps the medical team can also transplant the testicles of those GOP lawmakers; they apparently sacrificed their original testosterone-producing gonads to the Trump re-election committee.

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Kathleen Lackman

๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jeff Hickey

That's funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚lmao.

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Just Human

He is fine? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Just Human

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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M Al

I MUST GIVE MELANOMIA CREDIT FOR SUCKING THAT LITTLE ORANGE WORM.. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ.. HOLD IT ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ. OKAY I AM GETTING DIZZY ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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VianneyCreates

Perfect.

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Tsuj Kao Lee

Point of order…i move to enter this clip into the record for impeachment.

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Gail Beterbide

Hahahaha. Perfect!

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Shannon Bloom

Hilarious. No one believes any doctor that has stood within 5 feet of Trump for any length of time. After the whole "Doctor's Letter" scam, and then the pill popping, sweaty liar that held the last TV physical report, trust in doctors and the medical profession in general has taken a hit. So this new announcement sounds like another crazy ass doctor professionally lying for the Chief Liar in Office.

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Truck Taxi

Hahahahaaa
Whoooa

Haha Haha

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Joellen Wortham

Disgusting morons that even thought to put this vile skit. Together not funny at all just disgusting.ughhhhhhh

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Ben M

Trump probably blew a major gasket because of impeachment testimonies and started foaming at the mouth. His minions wanted him tested for rabies.

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Richard Partin

Everybody in line for seconds on KFC farts.

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Los Rhodez

Nothing says everything ok like your dr holding a press conference.

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A.C. Martinez

Now you know there not going to tell you the truth, why even bother. They will repeat some stupid story trump has made them comment to or your fired doctor.? Booooooo!

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JuanMoreGame

God, spot on.

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John Smith

Hows those ratings, Stephen? Bawawa.

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Angela Willis

You should have used the doctor's name that I saw today.. Dr. Kowsvart!

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kkretz4art

Maybe Putin's done with him.

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Denise Boldea

Geez, the GOP can't even get that right! There supposed to put thier heads up thier own holes!

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robert yetter

TRUMP: why did the chicken cross the road?
COLBERT: why?
TRUMP: to get to the idiots house
COLBERT: I don't get it
TRUMP: knock knock
COLBERT: who's there?
TRUMP: the chicken!

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Richard Alexander

LOL! Ron Johnson seems to have gotten stuck up there somewhere too!

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Don Moore

This is spot on. Spot the operative word – there are brown stains everywhere.

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Shawn

Maybe the world will get lucky and he dies.

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Stalemate Bread

I firmly believe that it'd have been a better idea to use a blue screen than a green screen for this shot. Sure, classic cinematography doctrine says that for well-lit shots green screens are better, but the blue curtain here makes the green aura around the actor's head really stand out.

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The Hermit

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚!

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Sa C

Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes are demanding to be put back!!!!

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Stephanie S

Totally thought this was gonna to end with the doctor telling us the blockage was a result of Trump being full of shit.

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my music

Time to face the music…treasonoustrump not feelin' so hot! The REAL United States of America is going to hang Donald Trump, and he knows it! El Paso and Dayton FOREVER TREASONOUSTRUMPs!

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Naomi Campagne

Perfect!!

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Sarah H

He certainly is a big enough azzhole to fit the GOP.

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tilcboy44

Ok, but what about Epstein?

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cby4

Heard he had an addadicktome

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Chatty Cathy

LMAO!!!

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C Charles

๐Ÿ˜

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Mary Marsella

Made my day.๐Ÿ‘

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Visor Overwatch

Meanwhile in Heaven, St. Peter asks John McCain "Hey they're talking about Lindsey again, isn't he your friend?" John McCain replies "Lindsey who?"

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Sheik Yo Booty

IMPEACH AND INCARCERATE the treasonous little mushroom dk pussygrabber DRUMPF ๐Ÿ˜€ make America great again folks

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Max Kaufman

rump and 94 angry republicans did not like this!

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ibrahim mohamed

Damn wonder Trump's ass whole.

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jazz 66

Donald Trump's administration is a damn circus!!

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Mysterious Cat

Way up there.

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Ricardo Cerrillo

Big burns as only Stephen can deliver๐Ÿ˜†

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Eriq Kunz

We can still HOPE for a Trump infarction!

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J J

I think his trip to the hospital was an attempt to put into action a plan he cooked up to make himself look good by finding an unfortunate wounded soldier and playing a sympathizing caring dad.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Again using someone for his own gain.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒด

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A Cool Million

This skit is perhaps the funniest of the season. ROFL Nailed it!

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Tove Irรฉn Becker

This is one of the best! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Woman of Substance

Lol but this is way too true to be funny. I'm laughing, though!

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vaphillips

#BlueTsunami2020๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

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Jennifer Johnson

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚THAT WAS PERFECT!!!!

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Travis Webb

Love that guy talking.

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Mohammed Rahman

OMG! This was hilarious!!!

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Dozo G

Rumor has it that the gastroenterologist went in through the mouth, because equal amounts of bullsh*t came out if it.
It was a 50/50 chance he got the right side.

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Francesca DeCavalcante

๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‹

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President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen

hahahahaha!

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MININO GAROTO

Trump is gana have a heart attack before getting out of office

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Supa Hamster

Lol bahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ! Holy shiz!

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Paul Allan

Most excellent!

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M Leightle

Brilliant!! absolutely brilliant!

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3DFX _

So funny. Did the Dr find any Putin Lump?

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MrBoriqua2000

Good luck finding bill barr

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Eric Rossoni

Strange he didnโ€™t mention Mitch…. he must of been undetected.

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Eric Wadsworth

Quid pro gold.

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boobtuber06

Remember when this guy was on old Conan as 'The Interrupter' ??

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WildwoodClaire1

Media frenzy over nothing. Only the good die young so Trump will live to be 150.

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yootoober2009

I thought this was serious! I was hoping it was serious…spare the country the expense and humiliation of half of the US government trying to defend a nincompoop from his self inflicted impeachment…

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JVS 3

Trump had a cocaine heart spasm and was rushed for a shot of tranquilizer to calm his breathing and heart beat

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Emma Brooker

Quid pro hole ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Venkat Krishna

I could edit and compile comments on any late show video and launch a stand up around The Donald.

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randomdoodification

wayyyyyyyyy up there

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Manuel Reyes

That doctor isn't gonna eat another hamburder for the rest of his life

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Baron von Quiply

Oh my god… the good Doctor looks amazingly like my lawyer!

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E Abuhasbu

Who did your green screen?

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Songs Mirth

You should have included Steve Miller. ๐Ÿ™‚ He's been up there the longest. ๐Ÿ™

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Raechel Jackson-Ward

Thank you for naming names.

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WB Wayne

I am very concerned with Lindsey Graham's safety. Has anyone heard if he was successfully extracted from that Quid Pro Hole yet?

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al g

HEy dr spaceman!

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Muse

Puppies in a box??? LMAO

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