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Trump Sees a Doctor & Diplomats Dish on His Dirty Dealings in Ukraine | The Daily Show

Trump Sees a Doctor & Diplomats Dish on His Dirty Dealings in Ukraine | The Daily Show

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments November 23, 2019


We’re now just 350 days away from the 2020
presidential election, and as the big day approaches, people are scrutinizing the
frontrunners more than ever– their policies, how they eat fried food and, of course, their age. You realize, right now,
the four biggest contenders have a combined age
of 297 years old. Well, 299,
if you include Buttigieg. Now, while Bernie was recovering
from a heart attack and Biden was fighting
the narrative of memoly– memory loss,
Trump has been impervious to the age discussion,
because, despite his lifestyle, Trump has been
freakishly healthy, never needing
to even see a doctor. Until now. Questions are being raised
after an unconventional visit by President Trump
to Walter Reed Medical Center. The White House insists
it was for an annual physical, but it came less than a year
after the last one and did not follow protocol. REPORTER: The way in which this
visit took place was unusual. The White House
did not announce, uh, the president’s plans to go
to Walter Reed ahead of time. MAN 3: The White House says the
president is taking advantage of a free weekend
in Washington. Overnight,
President Trump also tweeting that this is just phase one
of his physical. He will continue it next year. Yes, this weekend, President
Trump made a surprise visit to the hospital
and nobody knows why. Was it a health emergency, or did he need to get a marble
removed from his nose again? We don’t know. And this story
became super suspicious when Trump tweeted
he just popped into the hospital to do phase one
of his annual physical. That’s-that’s not a thing. Like, that’s not a thing. Nobody breaks their annual
physical into phases. That’s not a thing. You’re not, like, “Yeah, today
we can just cut the balls, and then in March,
I’ll come back and cough.” (laughter) Now, because no one trusts
this White House, everyone is wildly speculating
about what actually happened. Did Trump have a heart problem
or a stroke? And if he did have a stroke, how
would you even be able to tell? -(laughter)
-Yeah. No, because the symptoms
of a stroke are slurred speech, confusion and erratic behavior. For Trump, that’s a Tuesday. We wouldn’t know. (cheers and applause) In fact… In fact, if Trump ever starts
speaking normally, that’s when
Melania should call 911. Gonna be like,
“Hello, ambulance? “Something is wrong
with my husband. “He just finished
a crossword puzzle. Please send help.” (laughter) And even if Trump is lying
about the physical, that doesn’t mean something
major is going on. Right? But we also know that if something was
horribly wrong with Trump, the White House
would just pretend like everything was normal. Like, Trump could come back
with both arms amputated, and his press secretary
would come out like, “Uh, this was just
a standard checkup. “The president’s arms
have always been brooms. He uses them
to clean up Washington, D.C.” (laughter) So look, I don’t know
what happened with Trump, but judging
by this weekend’s news, it wouldn’t be surprising
if he had a panic attack, because during the
impeachment hearings last week, you may remember we learned
about a call at a restaurant between Trump and
EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland. Well, now, a diplomat
who overheard that call is spilling all the beans
to Congress. BRIAN WILLIAMS:
NBC News obtained a copy of David Holmes’
opening statement. Here’s part of what he said. “While Ambassador Sondland’s
phone was not on speakerphone, “I could hear
the president’s voice “through the ear piece
of the phone. “I then heard
President Trump ask, “‘So, he’s going gonna do
the investigation?’ “Ambassador Sondland replied
that, ‘He’s gonna do it,’ “adding
that President Zelensky will do “‘anything you ask him to.’ “The president’s voice
was very loud and recognizable, “and Ambassador Sondland held
the phone away from his ear for a period of time.” -(laughter)
-Yeah, that’s right. David Holmes testified
to Congress that he overheard a call where Trump explicitly asked
for Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. And the diplomat overheard
this conversation not because Trump was
on a speakerphone, but because Trump is
a human speakerphone. (laughter) He’s like, “I’m calling
about the criminal conspiracy! “You know what?
I can’t hear you. Let’s switch to speaker.” (yelling): “I’m calling
about the criminal conspiracy.” So Trump talking investigations on the call with Sondland
looks pretty bad. What’s even worse is that after
the call– and this is crazy– after the call, Sondland recaps
what just happened for everyone at the table,
like an episode of White House Talking Dead. WILLIAMS:
“Ambassador Sondland agreed “that the president did not give
a (bleep) about Ukraine. “I asked why not,
and Ambassador Sondland stated “that the president only cares
about big stuff. “I noted there was big stuff
going on in Ukraine, “like a war with Russia,
and Ambassador Sondland replied “that he meant big stuff
that benefits the president, like the Biden investigation
that Mr. Giuliani was pushing.” -(audience groaning)
-Seriously? He gets off the call
and then lays out the plan for everyone at the table?
Was he trying to get busted? Like, what did he do next?
Just jump into a plane and write “Trump wants dirt on Joe Biden”
in the sky? So, there are a lot of damning
details in this testimony, but my favorite part…
my favorite part was when Sondland talked
about just how much the president of Ukraine
was willing to help Trump. BRIAN WILLIAMS:
“I heard President Trump “then clarify Ambassador
Sondland was in Ukraine. “Ambassador Sondland replied,
yes, he was in Ukraine, “and went on to state, ‘President Zelensky
loves your ass.'” Oh, okay. Zelensky loves Trump’s ass.
(laughs) A few days ago,
Fox News was saying impeachment wasn’t sexy enough. Now we got ass play.
(hisses) (laughter) So with this new information, Wednesday’s public hearing
with Gordon Sondland is bound to be amazing, because you know they’re gonna have to ask him
about this in the hearings. Gonna be like, uh, “Mr. Sondland does Zelensky really love
Trump’s ass?” Be like, uh, “That’s correct. He likes big butts,
and I cannot lie to Congress.” But you know what,
this all makes sense now. Yeah, we all thought
Trump’s leverage over Ukraine was military aid. -Turns out it’s dat ass.
-(laughter) Yeah, so maybe Trump didn’t go
to hospital because he was sick. Maybe he was just getting
some cosmetic surgery that would convince Zelensky to give him that dirt
on Joe Biden.

100 Comments found

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Jonas Lunge

there's a HORSE…LOOSE…in a HOSPITAL

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CesarConH

Trump will not be impeached. It is unAmerican to not like trump… Think about it

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Jackie Cobb

Baizuo just love these echo chambers… So many craving validation, especially from this one, headed up by a Foreigner actively interfering in our upcoming elections.

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aola wili

He showed clear signs of a stroke in the past so it wouldn’t surprise me.

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Khayeh

Here's what Mr Trump said about working out & staying healthy: http://cigorsica.com/1hjC Please be careful Mr President, you're human too

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Robert B

Trevor is a tremendous dissapointment. He comes from South Africa where politicians sow divisiveness through their populist, socialist and racial agendas. And here he is, in a foreign country, not trying to show there is a way to reconciliation but rather helping to stoke the fire and promote hatred and discourse with his one-sided political bias. And profiteering off of that division and pain. Way to go Trevor, how proud you must be of yourself.

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Vincent Krommenhoek

My money is on a panic attack.

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Truth hurts; Lies heal

So where is the ground for a impeachment?? This dont make no sense

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Jyv Ben

Trump only has tuesdays …
MUSAGA dump trump

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Shamrean Thompson

😂😂😂😂 funny

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Psiberzerker

Will continue his annual physical. Next year. So, we'll just add Annual to the list of words he uses, without understanding the meaning of.

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Wanderlust12

Sounded like he said “ He don’t give a f*#k” 😂😂

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King jr

The Simpsons

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yroohj gouy

Yikes burned Pete in the first 30 seconds 😂

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gusmonster59

Biff takes Crestor for high cholesterol, aspirin to prevent heart attacks, antibiotics to treat skin rosacea, Propecia for baldness, and Ambien. I see the Propecia isn't working…

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Jerome Jacobs

The last part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ragnar's Finest

Let's see if tevor spreads fake news about Trump's hospital visit…

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Xaomi Oppo

This is leftist propaganda channel disguised as comedy

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BlackWater 49

1:57 Simple, if he starts speaking English and actually making sense you know something's wrong.

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Danny Aikin

Watch it turn out that Trump is on some medication that barely holds his blistered brain together…………..

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Shauka Hodan

Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards: "And as for the President… God bless his heart." Today, trump has an emergency health exam. Lol

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Carolina Wren

You should try to get Shahid Buttar on, he is planning to replace Speaker Pelosi in congress soon. Check him out? #ShahidVsPelosi

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Kay Inoue

CAN'T UNSEE

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Deirdre Armstrong

MAYBE HE IS GETTING HIS HEALTHCARE BECAUSE HE KNOWS IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE…

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ruddiko

Ohhhhhhh Santa really knows what I want for Christmas now huh?!

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Thomas Spengler

The latest report by experts reveals Trump will be obligated to leave office in January 2025. Gosh, that's right around the corner!

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Daily News

Noah is fake news

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jawadad802

I feel for the poor bastard who's gonna end up being Trumps cell mate….taughts and prayers

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IMSPECIAL2

All that lieing is eating #45 alive inside his gut. So he went in for a colonoscopy, he had to be plunged out from all his bull crap. He's so afraid of being IMPEACHED.
And what goes in must come out. Ijs 🤔

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Nicky Chimes

#FeelTheBern420

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Gerald Miller

Trump had to extract his minions from his ample ass.

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Michael Volobuev

This is all fun. But!
But Americans and Europeans must … There is no obligation to help Ukraine gain a military and economic victory over Russia.
Russia is an enemy of the United States, Canada, Australia and the EU. Russians themselves hate the US and the EU. Watch their news, watch their TV shows and movies, read their press. Russia reads the West as an enemy that they want to destroy with a large Russian club. It’s time for Europeans and Americans to realize that your front is passing through in the Donbass and Crimea. And if Russia invades Ukraine, then Poland may become the next, or maybe the USA, who knows?
Help Ukraine overcome corruption. Invest in Ukrainian industry. Send financial assistance. And do not express "deep concern."
Do and not scratch your tongue.

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Straightupnochaser

#Stage Damage control 45 went through the front door and Straight out a side door. I wouldn’t believe this, if their was any truth to this they would have kept this very sick human being

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clint8u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULop9yb5Jr0 here is the evidence !!! must watch this proof !!

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Gail Coleman

I always like to split up my appoinment for my annual physical. So the doctor won't look in my throat and in my hoo-ha in the same visit. Just seems less gross that way. Maybe Trump wants to save his prostate exam for the same reason, though that would seem silly after letting a hooker pee on him!

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Dawn Davis

The comments are killing me 😂😂😂

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bledback2life

Trump has a heart problem alright.

The problem is, he doesn't have one.

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Athena Morales

Umm this is making it sound like the witch hunt Trump keeps saying it is.

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AmethystWoman

Except, if he is not in good health, we need to know! If he is not able to function as president…ugh Pence.

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bilias hour

Worst case, everything is just fine…

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Veronique Boensch

Or making a case to resign due to health issues lol 😂

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leeanne

Needed his Adderall refilled!!!

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Karen M.

Free weekend and free Healthcare. And freely unwell from his sad diet and refusal to consider resignation.

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GroovyNipple

He went for the stickers and lollipops…..and to laugh with orphaned babies….

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Jojoforpres

When he goes to "rich people prison" after the IRS finally grows a pair and nails Dump for over twenty years of tax evasion, I bet he will still get compliments about his KFC booty.

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Doctorshockstudios

Is Trevor indian ( filthy ) or transgender male or female ? Is his hair real it looks like devo plastic hair / its bald ? Is she real or a stand in for a white host ?

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jrg973

Nov 19, 2019 Short idea of what may happen…

Donald goes to Walter Reed for “?”…and a check up…Doc says there aren’t any heart problems

Or anything else some days later…Donald goes again…More Speculation…more vague answers…

More Suspense…What can it be…His Base Prays to the Lord on High for THE Donald…

Silence…Tic Toc, Tic Toc…What can it be??????????

Ivanka appears and in a sullen voice announces that due to a sudden decline in his health, that…

He, Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, for the good of the Country,

Do hereby pass on the Leadership of the Country to His Vice President Mike Pence (#45.5)…effective maybe tomorrow around 12 noon, maybe.

It happens, The Base Prays and in the Heartland They hunt Democrats, and the first thing President Pence does…after changing the code to the Executive Crapper…is issue Pardon # 101 (seems there’s about 93 missing) To Donald J. Trump, covering Anything Donald has done, did, will do, could do or might do…

This is due to his poor health…As #45.5 has said…He’s done so much for you his people…Let him rest and with time and the lords backing, he’ll be back to business as usual…Right Mother

O…Mother…while you have them on the line…ask her if she could be out by 4:15…Jerry Farwell’s on at 4:30…I just love his re-runs…

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Volker Siegel

Quite possible he had a stroke. But long ago.

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Fonzorelli 808

Trevor Noah talks trash about our president of the united states. Yet he came here for a better life and made a lot of money in our country. Yet he doesn't talk about how his country's leaders and how his country has the largest slums and none of them helps. All they did was "reverse racism" and now making whites pay for what their ancestors did. Trevor…. Look at your own homeland and remember where you come from and how they are now before talking about our leaders. Btw… I'm not white or a trump supporter but I am American and I here when people.run from their torn up country and come here and make a better life than they could imagine and then talk about our countries leader. Smh.

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A Queen Stands Alone

America loves you Trevor Noah

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bryan ransom

Wow! So many tolerant commentators here.

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bilinas mini

He showed clear signs of a stroke in the past so it wouldn’t surprise me.

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Sean Sullivan

Yay!!!

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L M

Trump just finished a cross word puzzle 😂😂😂😂

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Ebon Collins

Anything said to divert ones attention from seeking the will of God right?

Up is simply up and any other direction including down will never be up.

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Ice Adonis

Lol

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Travis Keith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSF3reVr10

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T Slap

I’ve never heard of a medical exam in phases. What’s phase 1? Refill Adderall? Phase 2 get someone to take the physical exam for him.

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the Skeptic King

Trevor your not funny mate. You got the job because your black. Give it up and let someone funny have a go.

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miguel tena

lol!!! bye trump!

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Eleanor Eagly

Anxiety attack

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Chunkboi

So, the motorcade arrives at the ER ramp…

👨‍⚕️ : “For the last time, Mr. Trump, yes even if you are the commander in chief, the patient who is bleeding internally takes priority over your diaper rash.”

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V R

I bet he was constipated and the suppository wasn’t working. Wouldnt want Zelensky to fall out of love.

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jeff marlo

TRUMP 2020 AND BEYOND!!!!

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jeff marlo

YOU ALL DESERVED OBAMA HE BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY AND YOU ALL LOVED HIM??????

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kit1544

A panic attack or a small stroke, is what I think!

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Maggie McGinley

I believe that he was having an anxiety attack because of the stress. Then he thought he was having a heart attack..

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Kumbah

Nobody got the Bernie's Memorly loss joke? at 0:30

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Andi Leigh

There is no damning evidence about Trump. It's all a waste of time, and money.

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Stephanie Logan

He did it for attention.. making an impromptu doctor visit, with reporters in tow? Just looking attention, hoping all the attention on the on-going impeachment inquiry will turn to focus on him.
Hey, dummy, everyone's attention has been focused on you, though not in the way you'd like.

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Likius Lucas GMK

Today you cup the balls tomorrow we I will come back and cough 😂 who gets this joke?

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Jill

We can only pray….and…hope…..

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Jill

Hi Trevor….hi people…..💖

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Smileyface Smileyface

If trump's is having medical issues, thank God. I really don't care why he went, I only hope for the worse.

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Smileyface Smileyface

The real issues was trump choked on a burger from burger king. No problem.

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N L

Lmfao😂😂😂

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J Mac

Phase 1 of his insanity plead! Lol

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TheSkepticalCynic

IIRC During the Iran Contra scandal, the truly traitorous, treasonous Col. Oliver North was quoted as saying of President Reagan, "He loves my ass." North was/is another piece of shit so disgusting no self-respecting dung beetle would select him as her incubator! He should have been busted down to buck-ass private, dishonorably discharged and be in Leavenworth to this very day!

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Frank Suarez

Frank Suarez Hillary's Collusion with Russia – YouTube (1)

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Zulqadar Rashid

President Trump ♥️ is the best thing to have happened in USA.
He is charismatic,bold,frank and honest.A president whose hallmark is integrity,courage and unflinching love for the country.
He has glorified America.
We in Pakistan love President Trump.
TRUMP for 2020 .
The Oldman
Former Pakistan Air Force 🇵🇰

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BransinQLFChico

That wild Wild West wing picture is pretty dope!

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Ludmila Turkova

in the times like the current I miss Jon Stewart. Trevor is nice. probably too nice:-;

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Abdul Waheed

He is healthy. Only hisTwitter finger was bothering him.

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latonia

I actually break my annual exam into 2 phases: 1) biometric screening & bloodwork  2) "pelvic" exam. Bloodwork is always a traumatic experience for me, my veins are hard to find and I end up getting "stabbed" 3-4 times before they get the goods. And the pelvic exam is intrusive. I just prefer not to have to deal with both all at once.

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1tugqaib vom

Sondland is smart. He is spilling the whole corruption cause he knows now is the time to come clean.

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Gina Kay

THEY TOLD H8M HE IS "FIRED" …🤤 PANIC ATTACK FOLLOWED … MELINOMIA SIGHED HAPPILY

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épinards & caramel

The election is 350 days away, and you're already talking about it? That's madness.

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Alegria Atencio

I think tRump had his microchip from Putin checked for malfunction!!!!! Remember him pointing to his head whenever he speaks to the media????? I really think tRumputin has a microchip embedded in his brain!!!!

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CranderianGlow

It's the syphilis flarin' up; bet.

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T Bone

My gf just saw you and said you look like a dick. I really can´t see it. I mean wtf? I asked her with or without foreskin? She said something about your hair and the whole head looking like a dick.
We both love your humor tho. Keep up the good work! Much love from [FIN] btw Trump suxx and we also love <3 Putin! Well that´s just me but.. Still <3 [RUS]

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Shaun Snyman

Trevor if you only were half the man trump is you wont feel so mutch anger towards trump

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Helena Galvão

Unfortunately probably just panick attack

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Mario Salazar

In the military we have broken phases of physicals. Blood work and immunizations, detailed health report, and then any remedies necessary. So I wouldn't say its unlikely that he could have split his physical into phases.

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Steve D

The visit to Walter Reed was for a Gym Jordan Headectomy to unblock his anus. BTW I was in the Mcdonald's on New York Ave NW and also overheard Trump shouting into his phone to Sonland

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Nelis van Wieren

Trumps bads weekend? Noah… STFU you fucking racist prick. If any one should be deported its you, back to South Africa so you can go back to that shithole you came from

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Yosef Mamo

People they just testified why the hell are you listening to this fool honestly they couldn't even give one thing he did wrong all of their testimonies are I think I heard no evidence whatsoever and Travor from an Africa to another please stop lying to this wonderful country for your profit that is not our way

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Dark Skon

HIS FOOD TESTER GOT POISONED AND HE GOT CHECKED LOSERS

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Dark Skon

THAT GUY GOT CAUGHT IN LIKE 10 LIES AND MADE THE REPUBLICANS MADE A FOOL OF HIM AND HE EVEN WENT BACK ON ALL THIS SHIT HE SAID SO THIS IS FAKE NEWS , FAKE NEWS

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HenryManson

i bet Drumpf is preparing to not be able to get judged because of health issues!

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Ron Banks

First of all, your not even funny, secondly, your humour is just as fake as the fake news you like to advertise, for example, what you previously said about Gordon Sondlands testimony which was fake, he was the only person who had a conversation with Trump, and his testimony was the exact opposite, what Sondland said was, President Trump said he did not want nothing, no quid pro quo, tell prime minister Zelensky to do the right thing. Yet people still fall for this fake news crap. Trump 2020

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