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Jimmy Kimmel Grateful Health Care Bill is Dead

Jimmy Kimmel Grateful Health Care Bill is Dead

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments October 3, 2019

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY OF GREAT RELIEF FOR MANY MILLION OF AMERICANS. BECAUSE THE GRAHAM/CASSIDY HEALTH CARE BILL, A BILL I’VE BEEN SPEAKING OUT AGAINST ALL WEEK, IT SHALL NOT PASS. SENATOR McCONNELL DECIDED TO PULL THE VOTE. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE VOTES. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING BEING […]

Health Care in America: Should We Just Let Poor People Die?: The Daily Show

Health Care in America: Should We Just Let Poor People Die?: The Daily Show

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 22, 2019

Let’s move on to our main story. The big discussion in the U.S. is, should we let poor people die or not? Or as Americans call it, health care. Because Donald Trump was elected to enact his health care plan. The way to make health insurance available to everyone is to lower the cost of […]

Thanks, Santa – A Cold Dose of Reality for the Holidays | The Daily Show

Thanks, Santa – A Cold Dose of Reality for the Holidays | The Daily Show

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 22, 2019

It’s the holiday season, a time that is best spent with family and close friends, which is why, to talk about the holidays, we’re joined by my close friend Neal Brennan, everybody! (cheering and applause) What’s up, bro? Hey, uh, in the spirit of Christmas, I brought you a gift. That’s… that’s my book that […]

Hasan And Charlamagne Tha God On Mental Health | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan And Charlamagne Tha God On Mental Health | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 17, 2019

Like, therapy has really worked for me. Like, just sitting down every week and venting to somebody, which is crazy ’cause I feel like I’m always venting on the radio, – Right. – or on my podcast or something, But, actually sitting down with somebody who you know is a captive audience, like, they have […]

Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 17, 2019

What a night. You all talked about me berating the paparazzi, marrying a woman half my age, and so many other memorable achievements. I’m glad you all had fun and a sizable amount of TV exposure at my expense, but just–there’s one more charitable act that I’ve done that I won’t get credit for. I’m […]

How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

How One Guy Sold the World on an $80 Used Tissue

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 10, 2019

– Zuckerberg started Facebook in a dorm. Snowden exposed the NSA in a hotel. I’m a comedian who’s been fired from many social media jobs, so what can I accomplish if I’m locked in a room for one week with just an internet connection and a thousand dollars? This is Control Room. So, welcome to […]

Bob Corker Gives Trump A Taste Of His Own Medicine: A Twitter Insult

Bob Corker Gives Trump A Taste Of His Own Medicine: A Twitter Insult

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments September 5, 2019

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE’S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT — FULL DOCKET TONIGHT — ‘CAUSE THIS WEEKEND BROUGHT US ANOTHER BUMPER CROP OF TRUMP, A TRUMPER CROP. ( LAUGHTER ) WAS IT SUNDAY? ON SUNDAY, TRUMP WENT AFTER FELLOW REPUBLICAN, TENNESSEE SENATOR AND […]

Trump Suddenly Remembers Healthcare Is A Thing

Trump Suddenly Remembers Healthcare Is A Thing

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments August 31, 2019

I’M STILL OVER HERE. NOW, BEFORE THE BREAK, I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S VICTORY LAP, AND IT’S ALREADY HAVING HUGE CONSEQUENCES FOR AMERICANS. BECAUSE, YESTERDAY, THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED THAT THE ENTIRE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT SHOULD BE STRUCK DOWN, INCLUDING PROTECTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS. ( BOOING ) YES, NOW THAT HE’S […]

How to Fix the Health Service – Foil Arms and Hog

How to Fix the Health Service – Foil Arms and Hog

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments August 30, 2019

Gentlemen, according to this latest Hospitals review, there are failings across the health service. We need to fix them. But, cheaply. First off… we need to get patients off trolleys and into beds… Okay, question, how many people can you fit in a standard single bed? 1? Can we do double beds…? Now you’re talking […]

Jimmy Kimmel’s Emotional Weekend Over Health Care Battle

Jimmy Kimmel’s Emotional Weekend Over Health Care Battle

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments August 30, 2019

I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND. I HAD AN EMOTIONAL WEEKEND, FOR SURE. AS YOU MAY KNOW, I WOUND UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NATIONAL HEALTH CARE DEBATE AFTER — I KNOW IT’S RIDICULOUS, BUT AFTER A SENATOR, SENATOR BILL CASSIDY OF LOUISIANA WHO WAS ON MY SHOW IN MAY AND PROMISED A […]