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Inside Amy Schumer – Boner Doctor

Inside Amy Schumer – Boner Doctor

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments November 21, 2019


if you’re healthy enough for sexual activity. If you have an erection
lasting longer than four hours, call me! Hi, I’m Amy Schumer, and you can buy lab coats
on eBay. An erection that won’t go away is considered
a medical emergency, but in my book, it’s more
of a medical opportunity. Here in my state-of-the-art
facility, you and I will handle
the situation together. How much does it cost? Free. No insurance?
Me neither. Never have.
Probably never will. Medically-induced erections are
nothing to be ashamed of. You should be proud
and more importantly, you should be on your way
over here. If I can’t wrestle
that gator down, no doctor will be able to. So please,
for your health, call the emergency number
on your screen right now. It’s my number. (phone ringing)
Oh. Hi, this is Amy. Yes, I’m avail–
Oh, it already went down? Just from hearing my voice? You sure? Well, thank you for cal–
Hello? Okay, that was a wrong number. You can call me literally
any time, 24 hours, seven days a week. I’m available at midnight
on New Year’s, for the last three years.

100 Comments found

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V H

Haha mid night on new year priceless

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dan taylor

Girl who cried slut, now cries when people call her one. Irony meter broken!

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Elizabeth lizz

oh it already went down? 😂

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Laurence D

Bet this heffer is even more butt ugly with no make up on

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Alex Miano

No insurance? Me neither. Never have, probably never will.

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BuckMulligan

damn. im amazed she was actually doing a "I kill boners" joke. That was going to be my joke. Schumer could kill any boner. Also "boner" shows your age Amy – and you didn't get that (ong rofl great fuking joke Amy !!!!!!!!!!) lab coat from Ebay. Maybe Amazon but my bet's on WARDROBE. They have that kinda thing- like all those kind of things…and more. So that was dead before you even tried to make it funny which i can't tell if Cole (below) actually found funny or not. To be crystal clear I did not. Why am I here? because of Autoplay. Why typing? I'm typing for each video to get used to this keyboard. I have large hands. <-SJW dot head lady come attack me instead of Hugh – I've already got the priors. Nothing's getting "made or broken" in that dept. because you would be the type LADY to "do a assault on female" to a guy. Actualy no, I doubt she's as clever as the young woman who did that to me. God rest her soul. I didn't kill her – I was not happy to discover she was deceased. If you're reading this you have really —Issues. Beyond myself in before that – you creep.

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Garroth RoMeave

TTTThis ancccieeeent, aall-naaaturaaal Chinese secret makes you HARD AS STEEL in bed… https://twitter.com/a9c4a17aa01561859/status/822777029539995650

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J Gildz

lololol…… omg….

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Kam Lun Yam

ТТhе Itаliаn Diеt Seeеесrеt fооr Еrеeeеctiоns ооoon Dеmand => https://twitter.com/7a7ceed8e75fe9f61/status/822777029539995650

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Thợ Sửa Ống Nước

Тhis аnссcсiеnt, аll-nааааturаl Chinеsе sесrеt mаkes уоu HАRD АS SТЕЕЕЕЕL in bеd… https://twitter.com/7b0069ee74080165e/status/822777029539995650

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l love you

Тheee EEEЕD сure used bу Caaasanovаa himsеeelf => https://twitter.com/bacdc572970b1a173/status/822777029539995650

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Wowowoow Ur gud

People hate amy but I think she deserves more credit, especially this skit & the "sex tips" one, hilarious.

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David Poe

I would call and wrestle with her pussy

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Ch Sami

Тhееее ЕЕЕЕD сcure usеееd bу Cаsаnоvaа himsеlf => https://twitter.com/397729079a0440210/status/822777029539995650

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Furqan Parouty

ТTТТhее #1 “Weird” Тriсk Тo mаkе Yooou SТIFF АS SТТТЕЕЕЕЕEL (Usе It Тonight) => https://twitter.com/dba5f3db1d0da74f4/status/822777029539995650

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Adil Rocky

Dоooееs mеdicсссаtion makееeе еrеctilе dууysfunсtiоn WОORSЕ? https://vk.com/id432304135?w=wall432304135_17

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zphatman

I'd fuck her in a nanosecond

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DSLeicester

I got a rock on the moment I started watching this video, Amy I would fuck you anywhere, anyhow and any time – can only wish!

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Aardvark892

What's funny about this is that Amy really is hot.

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yesman699

If you pause the video at 0:52 she looks really good.

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game shocker 2.0

literally I would do her by that voice it would stay up and is that really her number

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roman bhoman

reply me back amy…i need you as my doctor asap !!!

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Phil Urbanski

Amy Schumer is so HOT!!! Her personality and sense of humor send her sexy off the charts!!!

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Legal Eagles

I would bang bang 💥 her brains out 💦💦💦

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Ango Goblogian

This skit was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDXDXRXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!

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Mclovin Supreme

i'd love to be inside amy schumer

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cina kakar

she is not funny but hell she is sexy with that beautiful body
yummmmmmmy

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Jeff O

What a boring hoe

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Greg Dahlen

in real life shes picky af

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Arav Gupta

She looks like Will Ferrelz daughtee

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Matt Nathaniel

Puke

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Rob25AZ

Folks hate on Amy so much but damn shes Fine

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Jose Gonzalez

she gots jokes

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Stephen Brown

She so hot.

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Hector Leon

She's not funny but I'll say she's nice and thick and some moments it's like "what the hell?" In a funny way.

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Nate Lion

Boner poison

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Jasmine Houston-Burns

You can't say anything about Amy she hasn't already said herself.

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googoogirl114

I love Amy!

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da box

arrogant

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Instant Viral

How many of you watched her movie "Train Wreak" .

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Jared V

😂🤣 0:08 "Hi im Amy and you can buy lab coats on Ebay" lol 🤣🤣

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justin Kassel

This was actually really funny. Who did she steal it from?

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Jason A

Man-hating Israeli bitch, but has some good lines.

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Bianchi

I need the male version of Amy with the erection included

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K Diddle

Boooo! Die!

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Lions mane

I love her for this

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Orange Kitten

Amy is hot as fuck.

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BETTER THAN YOU (I AM A WRESTLING GOD)

lol, look at all the older comments, people are such no minded followers, I swear it's just like built into human nature to be a follower, all the older comments are talking about how she's attractive or funny, but in today's world, everyone Rips on Amy, lol, I'm not a fan of Schumer, I've never been, but the amount of the people u see online bashing her are just total bandwagons, just mindlessly bashing someone because everyone else is, I know she's stollen jokes, and has done some other shit, but the hate is literally childish and just shows how easily people could be manipulated because human beings tend to be mindless zombies, I will now leave a comment about this video:

Amy looks very fuckable in this vid

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Marius Raab

Amy Shumer is playing hide and seek with jokes. The jokes always win.

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Apollosevin

"See my ad in CIGAR AFICIONADO – See my ad in GOLF DIGEST" lmfao.

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Pat McClure

Shy award and she’s the one I guess now that we have the last of the. Thanks but I am not a dietician

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Designated Piledriver

I'd definitely sexual intercourse her if the opportunity was presented to me

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Opinunate ted

Aw, that ending made me sad.

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yay or nay

Yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss

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Whiskey Saurr

Straight up! If she wasn't such a leftist(leftist, not liberal) moron, I would do everything to her! Lol I would pound the guts out of that girl(sober), and cook her breakfast the next morning. When she's not doing her political billshit, she's actually pretty funny.

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Daenerys was just Remodeling

Lmfao

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Anjelica Morgan

I want to wrestle a gator down

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The Tribe

If a man made such an unfunny sketch, people would've skinned him alive in the comments. But Ms.Piggy here lost some weight and wants to show that to her fans of Manginas, because she has nothing else to show, NOTHING.

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Black beast

I’m on my way💦

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MrJ0mmy

i would fuck

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Bailey Boy

She's a fat and ugly farm animal (survey, Cow or PIG?). And she has no humor either.

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Subbura 1988

fuckin slut

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Jason Byrne

I got a boner once I saw you. Still up after the video

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WillzEnd

The one funny line wasn’t written by her

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bill billy

i like her body here

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Turn me on Deadman

I’ll do her

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poor mans mtb

That's not a thumbs up I gave

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Bobby Marvin

She's a pig. If a man acted like her publicly he'd be hung. I've seen better looking gators in the wild than her.. Or it.

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Joshingya

Hi I'm Amy Schumer, I steal jokes, and you can too! Wanna make it? just fake it, do what i do and just watch old comedy bits , add a vagina, and bam you have comedy gold.

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John Kaszanek

Fat useless shit. Garbage just like Sally Fields, Debra messing, Meryl Streep, Ashley 2. Brain dead broads who want to destroy our country.

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Rockinghorse Winner

Please don't put the words 'inside Amy Schumer' on the internet; I've just eaten. Thank you!

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Anais Nin

Crude and tasteless.

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The Prick

I thought she was moving out of this country. Get out fat ass

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mark merk

On my way doc.

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Thomas Martin

It's like looking at a pig in a red dress…

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Rr Ss

On my way to the pharmacy for a Viagra refill….what's that number again?

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southerncajuncharm

I’d rather call Nikki Glaser.

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BIG .DADDY

On my way Amy

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Hostetter

Her makeup person left those vertical lines on her nose way too visible.

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Q man

i don't think she's joking….

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Lird Sherpez

The only thing funny about this is the fact that she thinks she’s funny

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AMJH 4LAH

Damn i had a crush on her then. I hate to admit it, coz i still kinda like her, but she IS bigger. And I'm not including her being pregnant.

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Just Imagine

I miss Amy's show!

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the metal meme boi

Who really hates her humour but who really things she's hot

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Mark Fennessy

She smells like sushi and regret

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randall pearcy

Nothing like cow booger!

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L. TEN BEAR

She can get it lol

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Annalise Noeltner

See my ad in cigar aficionado

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jmatt4life

Is she still significant, better yet, still alive???

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TJ Firefly

Amy u look hot in that dress !!!! Nice ass !!!!

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lovesexyhoneys89

Amy knows how to bring on my boner 😍 god damn! 😋

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Nitin Singh

She is so attractive. I don't know why is she always underplaying it ?
That's weird.

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Dutch Van Der Linde

Am I the only one who would smash? Cause if I am I don’t care.

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Vishwas Singh

Story of my life……..

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earthling2007

Should be called anti boner doctor. She’s repulsive.

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Illuminated Crosshairs

Sorry but nobody is interested in Chucks illegitimate wasted squirt. Just a stain on some john’s good shirt! That’s all! Sorry Jimmy Camel. By the way, don’t cum back to SC gramy! We actually have weight limits in downtown Greenville!😳😳😳

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frigoff rick

Amy schumer is a boner doctor. If you have an unwanted boner her presence will surely cure it.

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POC Skellington

You should change the title too comedians who are not funny.

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faxhandle

Oh. My. God. I had that problem once, Amy was nowhere to be found! Darn you, Amy Schumer! Darn you to heck! 🙂

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Jasmine Brown

Your fucking gorgeous 😍😍😍❤

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