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Dan’s Farfetch’d Quest in Hong Kong – Pokemon GO! #3

Dan’s Farfetch’d Quest in Hong Kong – Pokemon GO! #3

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments October 13, 2019


Dan: Hi! Phil: Hello Dan and Phil Games leeks! Dan: *stuttering* Oh god. Phil: *coughs lungs out*
Dan: Oh, this is really sad. Dan: Hi everybody! Phil: Hello. Dan: So me and Phil are currently in Hong Kong on our way back from our Australian tour. Dan: Cuz ya’know traveling back from Australia takes like a hundred weeks or whatever Dan: but Phil, is sick! Phil: Someone sneezed on me, in Australia. Dan: Which Australian sneezed on Phil? Phil: I have the sickness Dan: so while we were in Australia a lot of you, that- Dan: follow us on twitter will know that a biG STRESSFUL THING in our lives Dan: was whether on not we would catch Dan: Kangaskhan!
*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC* Dan: In Australia, because it is the only place in the world where you can get Kangaskhan Dan: you can only get Mr. Mime in Europe Dan: you can only get Tauros in America Dan: and you can only get Farfetch’d in Asia Dan: now we were thinking about making a Kangaskhan video Dan: but you know we’re kinda like bUSY DOING A TOUR AND STUFF Dan: but i was like “hey! we’re here in Hong Kong Dan: why dont we do a video going on a Farfetch’d quest”
Phil: Yep! Phil: then i got the plague… Phil: hOWEVER! Phil: guess who did catch a Farfetch’d Dan: im not even joking, do you remember the Dratini? Dan: from the last episode? Dan: so right, were in the hotel. we load up the app. Dan: the hotel is a pokéstop Dan: and guess what the first pokémon that appears for Phil is Dan: look at that! Phil: there she blows Dan: you literaly got it there Dan: it was just sat there, you bastard Dan: *stuttering in amazement*
how many tissues, did you get through? Dan: so he literally got it straight away and the thing is I was Dan: i was trying to tap on it desperately Dan: and my phone, didnt load the battle
Phil: He was like “No! Help me!” Dan: and it disappeared Dan: so, um
Phil:*coff* Dan: there we go Dan: Phil is sick in bed Dan: and managed to catch a Farfetch’d in the hotel room
Phil: Yep. Dan: but not Danny Dan: so now im heading out into the Hong Kong wilderness Dan: which isn’t very… wild Dan: so what are you gonna do while I am catching pokémon, Phil? Phil: uh, i’ll probably just cough and be sad Dan: that sounds really fun Phil: yeah Dan: oh my god, enjoy that Phil: thank you Dan: okay well bye Phil: bye Dan: you may notice my hair is kind of wavy and messy right now Dan: that is because there is literally no point in doing anything with it Dan: because Hong Kong is the most humid place I’ve ever been Dan: in my entire life, its like a giant sweaty cloud Dan: so, this might look okay now Dan: but by the end of this video, i am literally going to look like a swamp rat Dan: so just prepare yourself for that oh my god its Taylor Swift
*Ekans appears* exposed
*Taylor’s weave is snatched* so i feel like now i should give you another account tour on just how nerdy ive been since the last video lets have a look my number one pokémon is my 2,000 cp vape check out that bad boy then we have fire doggo hes good and sassy there Egbert, hes ugly, but i love him how do i fly, lets be real Gyrarados makes no sence consent, thats important, the Hypno and of course fucknfinally the Kangaskhan i also have angryquacker, slowbrah and anime but lets not talk about those so to get my Farfetch’d im going to a place called Signal Hill Park which is that green space there which according to reddit a farfetch’d nest cuz you know you can always trust what some random people say on the internet there’s gonna be nothing there, is there? Okay ;-; just when you thought you were safe dun dun duuun the moistening has already begun and I don’t know if you can see that I have already started to sweat this is gonna be an attractive video so we are still having to deal this this absolutely useless sighting system which doesn’t tell us anything until farfetch’d appears there I basically have no hope oh pokéstop it is the Imperial Fu Dog thats a panda(?) okay the park here we go literally everyone here with an iPhone is just lurking and playing pokémon interesting, and what do we have a zubat not even worth my time and a diglet okay thats pretty exciting always spin or you are not worth anything
*True* *chuffed Danny catches a diglussy* and this is the pokestop i have no idea what that says okay well right what else is there is there- oo a magnemite, okay and it just disappeared well that was rude do not litter unless you want 6 months in prison ‘Signal Hill Garden’ and it definitely sounds like something where you’d get a pokemon oh my god egg hatching whats it gonna be if this is the farfetch’d im gonna shit lets- its a weedle, no need to worry
*the face of true disappointment* uh okay when they said park I didn’t think they meant mountain spinnu to winnu~~ nice its literally 30 degrees (86 fahrenheit) and 80% moist and I am climbing a hill this was not worth it at all wait a minute its not even- oh are you shitting me oh my god so much sacrafice to catch a fucking pokemon oh my god, what am i doing still no farfetch’d I don’t want you Nidorino fuck off look at these ants these seriously need to chill why are you in a rush, where are you going? what is life about does your queen care about you as much as you care about her– oh my god okay and here we are the Signal Hill Park Pagoda which is under construction even more perfect, right what do we- oh egg hatching is it gonna be the farfetch’d? oh my god guys, get ready *SWEAT INTENSIFIES* its an oddish wow this park is very beautiful you know you got your Pagoda you got your thing here you’ve got this beautiful panoramic view of the bay a trashcan that looks like a dolphin- but no farfetch’d (!!) and look! Look at that! Yep the dripping has begun okay if it wasn’t just the natural moisture in the air, that Hill has fucked me up okay right. were here , we arrived, lets check the sightings no farfetch’d thanks reddit

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Princessofhell

"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you love it" and other extremely inappropriate things Dan has said

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Kristen Yeh

i love his curls so much, have i ever mentioned that before?

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Kristen Yeh

i also love the scene they decided to put for their last gaming vid
iconic

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katsuki bakugou

"I've done a lot of things to give God a lot of reasons to hate me" dan… why…

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Clover Bone

Oh Dan will he ever catch it
NNOOPPEE 👍🏼😃☹️

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A Precious Basket Case

PHIL AND I!!!!

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Rena

DAN WAS IN FKING KoWLOON PARK AND HE PROBABLY DIDNT EVEN KNEW WHERE HE ACTUSLLY WAS

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Jason Pope

whatever happened to this series 🙁

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Ellie Sanders

Dan calling Phil a ‘needy shit’ is the best thing ever

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Pastel Trin

The fact when Dan's hair is so curly this could easily pass as a 2018 video

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XSimplyCleanProX

me, clicking on this video: "dan's gonna catch it? lol sound far FETCHED to me!"

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XSimplyCleanProX

you are not the bird i'm lookiing for-

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XSimplyCleanProX

fun fact: you don't have to physically GO to these places to catch the Pokemon, i have FarFetch because it came out of an egg i received as a gift from someone who lives IN Japan…

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XSimplyCleanProX

1) Dan next time just wear a black t-shirt, you'll be less sweaty and no one will see ur nipples
2) Pokémon go has updated A LOT since this video so PLEASE play it again
3) sorry for spamming the comment section….

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Lexlixatkwa7 Nelson

lol she was so chill omg

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zeec

i would pay dan to call me useless

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Lacee Tovar

Ya needy little shit

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Blanc

"I got moist for you, Phil."
Need I say anything else?

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Hayitskittykat

Me and Phil 😏

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Kay Is Dysfunctional

what I've learned from watching Dan and Phil, the only three weathers of England are fire, ice, and wet. thats it

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Panicatthephandom

Cute when he said here you go you needy little shit

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Giraffe Woman

I did not know that you can only get kangaskhan in Australia because I have heeps of them yes I do live in Australia

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Harry’s Dad

Sleepy thumbs

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Phangirl Piper

6:11 how on earth is she so casual?! if i met dan i would spontaneously combust

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GrungeKitty1985

"So another part of my, (put a shirt on), quest today is to get some drugs for phil." Holy fking shit dan, savage

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Melissa Nally

I wonder if he ever got a farfetchd after this video

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sand me

me and phil

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irwinsunshine

whoever wrote the english captions is my inspiration in life

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James Scholl

"I got moist for you Phil tell me you love it" -Daniel Howell 2016

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Gabi II-//

please live in hong kong forever. PLEASE.

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sophia j

i’ve had pokémon go for one day and i caught three of those kangaskhan things wtf (i wasn’t allowed to watch/play pokémon as a kid and had no idea wtf i was doing)

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ellx

Y did I find 6:38 so cute 🥰

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Tarrie Revenant

“Not the birds I’m looking for.All you bitches are overrated.”

“He’s going to cough and then laugh at me.”😂

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dont look at my pic

7:10 the reflection in dan's phone

Oh wait

Is he filming with phil's phone

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maleichite

i forgot about this video oml

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Dead Winter

;-; this was the first video I’ve ever seen of them
Going strong for nearly 3 years

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Amelia Heathcote

What about DANS COSPLAY!!!

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Amelia Heathcote

Before Dan embraced his curly hair !

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Amelia Heathcote

11:15

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Stella MacDermott

In hk we get used to the weather so it’s not that hot for us

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Jane

8:33 GAH TOM HIDDLESTON

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alva s. v

11:33 am I the only one seeing his eyes are crossing outwards?

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babyjasmineee

so we’re gonna not talk about the fact he’s wearing a givenchy backpack yes sis that youtube coinT

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IM A POTATO!

i messed up i was picking a team and i accidently picked the red team T^T

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Poppy Isabella

”Stairs, stairs forever stairs!”

Me everyday in secondary school.

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Tinka Dureya

Honestly, Dan dripping sweat is me anytime I go outside in the summer, because here in Indiana, where I live it gets hot as FUCKKKK!!!!!
S'why I hate going outside tbh.

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Tinka Dureya

Poor Phil. Not only is he sick, but Dan took his phone to film this video, and who knows how long that took. How did he survive???

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Abbie Graham

NOT THE BIRD IM LOOKING FOR

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Yeesnaw

The m o i s t e n i n g

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Susan No. 020208

If they decide to play Pokémon go now then you can transfer Pokémon to each other 💙😂

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Antisocial Martine

WHAT ABOUT THE COSPLAY

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mel

10:05 a r e y o u s u r e ? ; ]

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Ringo Akai

And later all these pokemons you could only get in other continents appeared in Europe! 🙂 I hope Dan finally got his.

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eth.erealhowell

daniel has such an aesthetic music taste tbh

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Rin Doherty

Oh shit, I thought it was 2017

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GrellAtTheDisco

remember when dan was alive?

Miss him but hope he’s ok

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kylie xo

6:11 aw she was so sweet

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elle rose

dan’s hair slowly getting curlier throughout the video is my new religion

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Pretty Much Paige

Your complaining about climbing stairs in 30° TRY LIVING IN AUSTRALIA AND HAVING TO DO SCHOOL SPORT IN 44° BOI

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luana

dan: phil is just gonna laugh at me, isn’t he? he’s just gonna cough and laugh at me
phil’s reaction when dan didn’t catch a farfetch’d: oh noo! you can share my farfetch’d!
what a pure and precious boi

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Ashlee McCann

I miss them playing Pokemon Go 😇

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Lawanya Singh

06:23 this is exactly why I love Dan and Phil

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Siobhan

Did I just watch 12 minutes of a twenty year-old adult having a breakdown because of a damn Pokemon

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Athanasios Toulios

..im still trying to get a Gyarados bitch

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jordanisnotonfire

How have I never seen this video wtf 😂

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Nasexsav Kifs

“So another important part of my… put on a shirt… quest today…”

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VampwolfWarrior

"Put a shirt on" Lol!

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0demidragon0 YT

Wait… is Taurus supposed to be somewhat rare in America? Cause I have three… and got all of them in the same area

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Raine R.

3 years later and I’m still waiting for that cosplay

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Piper MB

Curly Dan before the re-brand, guys!

Thank you Hong Kong 🙏🏻

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Mackenzie Dillon

No wonder I have dozens of torus’

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Ro Draws

this is probably one of my favorite videosXD

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Gimena Ortega

I actually got the Tauros near a pizzeria, which was weird but, it’s cool to know that you can only find specific Pokémon in specific countries

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Gaiané Ibrahim Camps

Remember when this was the newest and biggest 'Curly hair Dan' omggg the old days

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hollie allen

we never saw the cosplay daniel.
"i think i might just name you disappointment"
i think i might call you the same :'(

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Xeniaa

Everyone is hella smaller than you, dan

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Pikachuuu 0w0

I live in HK!!! YES IT IS SOO MOIST

Btw, in Hong Kong there is a great place for playing pokemon go. It is called tsing yi

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Chestnutty

Who slept on the left of that bed 😏

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zara !!

i can’t remember, did he ever get it?

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Grace Weller

this video is iconic it deserves way more views

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ThatNerdHikaru

6:48 that guy behind dan is just so confused😂

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Hi I’m trash

So my rowlet evolved while I was watching this into a dartrix. His an edgy little shit.

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don't look at my pic

0:08 PHIL AND I

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That Odd Turtle

“I got moist for you Phil, tell me you love it” 😂😂

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gina karsten

And they never played PokémonGo again….

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AmateurArtist Mess ups

“Does your queen care about you as much as you care about you?” Says the British with a queen

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Tyler Windon

0:21 sAME Phil….. same…

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Anthony Antonelli

This exact same thing happened to me while I was in Italy with Mr. Mime until the last day right before I left and one popped up 😭

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Tayler Masterton

I’m from Australia and I caught a Tauros today (I’m in America)

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Gia Hemani

PHIL AND IIII

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Nivedita Anbuchelvan

Re watching all Dan and Phil content and trying not to lose myself until they come back…

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Jackie fan Chan

I feel really bad that it sounds really wrong every time they say moist

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Lisa Stromberger

this whole video is just a big mood

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rude milk

My favorite animal when I was younger was also a flamingo! But now it is basically all marsupials

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Rowan MacMillan

anyone wondering what music he's listening to? just me? oh

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ECHO -I DO STUFF-

U can catch mr mime anywhere because I caught it and I live in England

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Aimee Niamh

Wait he’s filming with phils phone

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Kaia Carter

Over the course of this video, Dan evolved from emoboi to the curlisadboi that we know and love today.

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Ella and The World

“I’ve done a lot of things that would give God a lot of reasons to help me”

Everyone I’m 2019 is cackling right now

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shrekssister

why have i never seen or heard abt this vid before huh

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