A Million Ways to Die in the West (2/10) Movie CLIP – Ways to Die (2014) HD

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2/10) Movie CLIP – Ways to Die (2014) HD

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2/10) Movie CLIP – Ways to Die (2014) HD

By Bryan Wright 100 Comments October 10, 2019


Huh? Look, let me tell you something. We live in a terrible place in time. American West is a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place. Look around you. Everything out here, that’s not you, wants to kill you. Outlaws, angry drunk people, scorned hookers, hungry animals, diseases major and minor injuries, Indians, the weather. You- you can get killed just going to the bathroom. I take my life in my hands every time I walk out to my outhouse, There’s fucking rattlesnakes all in the grass out there, and, and even if I make it: you know what can kill me? Cholera. You know cholera? The Black Shit. The Black Shit: The latest offering in the frontier’s Disease-of-the-Month Club. And! And, even if you survive all those things you know what else can kill you ? The fucking doctor. The doctor can kill you. I had a cold a couple years ago, I went in there. You already said to me? He goes: “Oh, you need an ear nail.” A nail, in my fucking ear. That is modern medicine for you. Yeah, Doc, I have a fever of 102. “Oh you need a donkey kicking” You know our pastor has shot two people? Our pastor. No, no. Honest to God, shot a guy in a duel and then went back and killed the guy’s teenage son because he was afraid he would kill him out of revenge. Wait, how do you know that? Because he did a whole fucking sermon about it! A lesson about seeing things through. By the way, look at this: see those guys over there? The guys who work in the silver mines, see what they’re eating? Ribs doused in hot sauce. They eat hot, spicy foods every meal of the day. You know why? Because their palates are so completely fucking dulled from inhaling poison gas 12 hours a day, down in the mines. That’s all they can taste. You know what that kind of diet does to your guts? Constipation, cramps, dyspepsia, liver disease, kidney disease, hemorrhoids, bowel inflammation: they literally die from their own farts. And, oh, oh, you want to see more death? All we got to do is get up and walk out the front door. That is our mayor. He is dead. He has been lying there, dead, for three days; no-one has done a thing. Not moved him, not looked into his death, not even replaced him with a temporary appointee. For the last three days, the highest-ranking official in our town has been a dead guy. Oh! Look at that. Look at that. Wolves are dragging the body away, as if they illustrate my point. Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor, bye; have fun becoming wolf shit. Bye! God! That my, friends, is the American West: a disgusting, awful, dirty, cesspool of despair and fuck all of it. Why don’t you shut up? You shut up!

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dawsyn

Bruh Seth McFarland said β€œyou shut up β€œ in such a childish way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Abhik Shrestha

Man, all I hear is just Bryan lol

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Joshua Lowe

Everything he was saying is why they call this movie, "1000 ways to die in the west"

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Sadoun Wael

Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaggaghghf

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Dupylo

Y didn't this guy get more roles?

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lightning teen22

I can hear Brian's voice as well as quagmire and doctor Hartman's

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somali_ boss

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somali_ boss

Pastor killed 2 people

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Joe Smith

All I can picture is Stewie while listening to this.

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kaustubh Deshpande

Thery are not indians. Native americans. Same like all whites are not barbars

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Hector Gonzalez

2:21 me in every fight

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John Wick

Do you know our paster killed 2 people he killed one guy he killed in dual then he killed his teenager son cuz he was scared about him coming back

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James Flowers

People absolutely hated this movie for some reason but I thought it was brilliant!

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Zanclean

Seth should finish Family Guy and do more stuff like this.

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DUDE YES

This movie is just Brian talking if you look away

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neoasura

He is so woke lol, like he came from the future and is out of place in time.

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Gary Turbo

Thats America nowadays

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v-bone 800

How I felt about middle school.

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Dominus Ghaul

It's amazing that such a talented and usually funny individual like Seth could make suuuuuch a ridiculously bloated, unfunny, unfuckingwatchable movie.

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MeTaLLiCa997

i couldnt help but hear Brian this whole movie.

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MasterStepz9 β€’

Anyone know why he's explaining a million ways to die in the west?

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Adam Relayson

Also dead: the humor in this movie.

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Gus s

this was the least entertaining movie i have ever seen

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Hylash

I love that Seth's character breaks the fourt wall and is the only person that is completely aware of their current life conditions like he's the only person that doesn't belong to that time period

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sipioc

This was an underrated film. It wasn’t great but it was pretty good

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King Of Texas

Man it must've sucked living in the west back then lol

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Opamigaaa

so unfunny. jeez

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Joseph DeFlorio

He complains about doctors and he knows more than them. He should become a doctor

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Penguin

2:19 when you back talk or argue with your mom

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Elvitipo

I saw the thumbnail and I was like "that looks like Seth McFarlane" so I pressed it and the minute he starts talking, I was like "yep, that's Seth"

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S Walker

Yeah shut up Meg!

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I want to die

Yeah that's cool and all but what about LIGMA??

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Joseph Hernandez

Red Dead Online in the nutshell

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deren Stree

Wish Seth was on that plane

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Steez Hethanway

He beat sarahs whole career with this one scene

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Makaroni Swatski

at 2.02 his voice becomes quagmire

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The Rambler

"A lesson about seeing things through " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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nm c

All I can hear is that dog Brian lol

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Miller Gonzalez

That's Seth MacFarlane

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Derrick Quintanilla

It feels like this guy was Marty mcfly but doc brown left him in the past and now he's talking to naive people from that time period.

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Leo Sim

Y'all never lived in Australia

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CLoZe14

Exactly what shouldhave happened

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11alexh11

This movie is so damn underrated. Lmaooo

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nicowsgd

if Brian, Peter and Quagmire were all one person

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Kieran Brain

Sleepy cabin turned me against this film

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Lord darkness Logon

Welcome to School πŸ€“πŸ‘

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† Fuego †

I just think of Brian

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GalacticBlader

the way he talked in the movie was so out of place

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J T

This is a documentary

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LegitMan335

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Rushi T

2:19
teacher – why dont you shut up…
unaware me – you shut up
result = 2:21

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Carlos Lara

Bad

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Dirk Diggler

The wild west was a beautiful era. You could be a serial killer and never ever ever get caught.

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Cas68keizer

This is called school

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The Lucky 21

man when i watched that movie i wish it wouldnt end forever , it was funny af

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Jotta H.

Amazing movie!

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callmemich

I know this movie didnt win over a lot of people, but I like it!

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Sargeras

1:42 When the Party says "Yo where is the town mayor?" *Murder hobo*:

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accused assassin

Brain

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Tushar Patil

Indian? are you sure about that

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Prashant D

This is one of the best scene in a western.

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Alex Schmidt

Someone watched ''Life in the west'' from Simple History…

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W

Well, that wasn't funny at all.

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Dennison

All I hear is Brian

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NightHawk

Only good thing this guy made.

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Lois Griffin

All I hear is Brian Griffin

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Bro Dowsky II

I feel like i just entered New Vegas again…

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lfcforever

Close you eyes, and picture Brian Griffin…

you're welcome

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Bruizer Newser

I can imagine Brian saying that

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Takehiro Taniguchi

You can't have a good western without having someone thrown out the bar window.

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Chaos Insurgency

1:43 I'm dying

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Kazza Kk

Rdr2 players πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you tap a person with your horse immediately wanted dead or alive

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young frankyx

All I hear is Ted voice

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john Thatcher

Sounds like Bradford

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realar

My question – HOW THE HELL WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT THOSE DISEASES IN THAT TIME PERIOD?! This is pretty much paradoxical writing if he wasn't sent there from the future.

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Super HankHill

Best depiction of Rimworld.

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Jessie Fairbottom Cornbread

Lost it at "you know our pastor has shot two people?"

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Ian Carlaw

Are there any libertarians watching this?

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Gustav GnΓΆttgen

Dr. Hartmann says hi

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Peter Lopez

"OH LOOK AT THAT!"

Stewie is that you?

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tea and lofi

This is amazing.

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jaketurt2

peeeetaaaaa

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Anonymous

Wait isn't spicy food healthy?

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Mo2

Close your eyes Brian is talking

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Dylan Aitchison

hey ik that guy thats peter griffen from family guy

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Rex The MegaUtahraptor

Everyone take a shot every time he says the word β€œAnd”…

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SamBoy115

All i hear is brian

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Saesario Lisenty

Damn it brian

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Lee Everett

Wait he’s from family guy

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JonatasMonte

The wild west is dark souls?

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Mike Wilhelmson

Aand you just watched the whole movie

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MosSadistic

Damn 5 years already?

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William Wallace

"How'bout you shut up" HAHAHA! My sides!
I have not seen this movie but didn't even have to look at imdb to know 100% this was directed by McFarlane.

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Noj Rpaico

I just cant unhear Brian Griffin speaking…. i just cant πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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King Joffrey

you guys ever think movies would've been better off if they were just short clips like this with absolutely no context? this movie could win an Emmy if it was only presented as a highlight reel.

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Sam

lol

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Saint_ D3L3ON

Hahahaha oh my gosh why does this guy sound like Bryan from family Guy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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PerrosKillerGaming

Such a funny movieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Alana Noa

2:13 and I guess that proves another point.

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Darin Johnson

An arguement against time travel…

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